The Slowest
Email Experience
Ever Made
Ever Made
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We reimagined email from the ground up to make you do much less. We specifically designed it for those of you who don't want another inbox.
Subparhuman is not gorgeous. Not blazingly fast. And comes with no advanced features. No A.I, no Triage, nothing. ZERO Insights from social networks. Never a Follow-up Reminder, no Scheduled Messages, and absolutely NO Read Statuses. To name but a few things we don't do.
Subparhuman is so slow, unremarkable, and unintelligent — you’ll feel like it's not even there.
We set out to design the most non-existant email experience ever made. We repeatedly got bored over every pixel. We did not craft any interactions. Nothing! From the lack of iconography to the non-existant typography, everything has been relentlessly removed.
On average, we all spend 3 hours a day in email. When you do something that inane for that long, you should reconsider your life choices.
Subparhuman weaves zero insights into your workflow. Go through email like you usually do.
In gmail/outlook.
Maybe Netscape, if that's your thing.
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You’re out and about, and without a connection — on a plane, in a café, or the back of an Uber. Normally, this would be wasted time. But not with Subparhuman.
Subparhuman does nothing even when you’re offline. Do other things, like talk to someone, or eat a bagel — all without network access. Be wherever you are. It's your choice.
We’ve found, time and time again, that the pen is mightier than the keyboard. Rock is more powerful than scissors, scissors more cuttier than paper, and paper can be drawn on with pens.
Anyways, Subparhuman supports email, so you can use your existing email. Everything is just a bit further away.
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Thank you — we can't wait to get you stopped!
If you want to skip the wait, the fastest way is to be referred by someone already using Subparhuman.
Topher Neils
Founder & CEO
ps. please spread the word to be referred :)